How to write an essay

An essay is a collection of words and paragraphs that presents itself in an organized manner in triplet form. Essays can be easy to write when creativity is stifled and sentence structure remains as sterile and inelegant as possible. Proper essays contain three main sections: an introduction, a body, and conclusion. The three main sections of the essay are then sub-divided into threes to complete the mathematical and literary function.

 

The first paragraph in an essay is the introduction. The intro-paragraph should include opening remarks on the subject, the continued mental capacity to count to three, and a developed  thesis statement. To begin, opening remarks are thoughts and ideas from the writer based on the essay subject. Secondly, the ability to count to three is required to continue the three points that will compose the body of the essay. Thirdly, the thesis must incorporate the three points.

 

To continue, the second portion of the essay (the body) should contain three paragraphs detailing the three points outlined earlier. The first paragraph of the body will contain information concerning the first point. The second paragraph should highlight the second point. The third paragraph will explain the third point, and transitional phrases are required throughout and should be based on the integer  “3.”

 

As a finale, the closing  paragraph in the essay will regurgitate the three main points detailed in the body. One sentence will contain a paraphrased list of the main points taken directly from the introduction. The second sentence could contain personal remarks on the subject or issue. The third sentence in the conclusion should be omitted completely as it might upset the delicate balance of 15% intro, 10% conclusion.

To summarize essay writing: first write bleak or desolate descriptions of the topic in as few words as possible. Next, organize the three main points into a single sentence that is neither complicated nor meaningful. Then finally, close the essay with an arbitrary quote or concept that is neither remarkable nor noteworthy.