Pranky-pranky!

It has come to my attention that I rock trashcans! That's right, I use my superpowers for good instead of evil these days and I decoupaged (glued stuff to other stuff) the hell out of that garbage bin. I'm thinking of making an art portfolio featuring this and only this as "my work". I'll then offer my services as an "Artist" for sale on etsy.com. Photos yet to come.

But that's neither here nor there. I've called you all together because I'm ready to confess a few crimes I might have committed as a teen (high school and college). Kim, you inspired me! Names and specific locations have been omitted to protect the guilty (and the powned).

Window prank

Crew: 3-4 (you could do it with 2 if you had to but I wouldn't recommend it unless the occupants are on vacation and there's little to no police presence in the immediate area)

Tools: lock pick, credit card or spare key

Materials: 1. occupant's towels, linens and scarves 2. Anything not nailed down

Location: 3rd floor or higher apartment or dorm (also works with a second floor bedroom but again, would not recommend)

Objective: use sheets and towels to hang the occupant's possessions out the window. They either walk into what looks like a burglary where the bandits escaped via window by way of sheet or they come home from class to find their thrift shop dining set dangling on the side of the building. (Go ahead and disassemble the bed frame if there's time.) Either way it's win win!

Forkin'

Crew: depends on how much time you have

Tools: none

Materials: forks. Lots and lots of plastic forks

Location: someplace with a big ass yard (no dog)

Objective: It's pretty simple. Impale entire yard with forks (tines up or down, doesn't matter) until the yard is full or you run out of forks

Changing Rooms

Crew: 1-4

Tools: most likely none unless you need to remove table legs or headboards (I always carry a multitool and an alan wrench)

Materials: a 3-prong adapter if you choose to move the fridge

Location: house or apt interior

Objective: Take everything (not nailed down) from the living room, dining room and kitchen and put it in the bedrooms. Take everything from the bedrooms and put it in the kitchen, dining room and living room.

Note: if you decide to move the fridge stick around for awhile and make sure the breaker doesn't trip!

Other little pranks that can be fun;

Put a fake wedding announcement in the local newspaper

Put someone's house up for sale

Make fliers for free puggle puppies complete with phone instructions to only call between 11pm and 5am only

Steal a doorknob (or two)

Take the wheels off someone's car

Sign someone up for Amway, STD dating networks etc.

Disclaimer; Married with Kittehs takes no responsibility for any pranks past or present and if any of the above pranks befell you at some point, it wasn't me!