Today I woke to my alarm at 8am, knew I could sleep for another hour but got out of bed anyway. My town was digging out, schools and factories were open, the sweet sweet capitalist engine was firing up and I had to go to class for the first time since Monday. I was pumped! Hiyah!
Today I was getting my books together and when I put on my shoes, I felt a squish. I immediately had a full review of last night's kitty cuisine. Grade=Fail! Won't be buying that particular brand again.
Today I had a bit of trouble getting out of my driveway due to the ice snow snow ice snow ice snow ice ice snow dirt concoction that was so lovingly bestowed upon my property. While perturbed by the inconvenience I was most appreciative of my 4-wheel-drive Blue Monster (its a Ford Escape which technically classifies it as a sport utility wagon V-6 light but then Einstein's official title was patent clerk, so much for labels). I hit the gas and got right outta there.
Today I was driving to class and a minivan pulled out in front of me so I hit the brakes hard (thank you ABS). I had to bury my front end into a drift just to avoid hitting the van. For some reason the van that cut me off plowed into the same drift 20 feet ahead of me even though I saw no oncoming traffic or obstacles. My bookbag, sitting on the passenger seat dumped into the foot well so I leaned over to re-pack my bag. Some one's banging on my driver-side window; its the driver of the van. Now, I have an amazing ability to expect the best out of people and situations so I assume Mr. Bangy McBangy wants to see if I'm okay or apologize or something. I. Am. So. Wrong. This person (boy-child with bangs originating somewhere along his spine combed so far forward that all I can see is his chin) wants me to get out of my car so he can fight me. Fight. Me. I shake my head "no way" so he punches my driver-side window, says "this is why bitches shouldn't be allowed to drive" gets back into his van, tries like hell to get out of the drift, succeeds and T-bones a citybus.
Today I went to my first class and destroyed my exam on medical terminology. A+ Boyaah!
Today I came for a sensible lunch and a quick study break. I had to get a running start to get into the driveway but made it just fine.
Today I noticed my alley was plowed while I was inside studying and lunching. I decided I didn't have time for the shovel and just rammed the 4 foot pile the plow left me in my driveway. I rammed it with the Blue Monster 'til I broke through! I was only 2 minutes late to class.
Today I went to my last class and kicked it's ass around the room. Twice. Another A+
Today I'm tired because so many people from my hometown are racist, bigots and feebes.
Today I'm sad because boys that never grew up pass their blind hatred to their many many spawn.
Today I'm angry out of plain ol' jealousy; because ignorance is bliss and I'm not able to join the party.
Today I learned that every experience matters, no matter how insignificant.
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